Semenal Suicide

Killing yourself by drowning in your own semen.

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."

by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009

Demon Semen

A term usually used by a guy to describe the potency of his semen.

"I think she wants a taste of my demon semen."

by Stud April 11, 2005

greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.

Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

sementimental

An emotional attachment to one's ejaculate.

Don't mop up that splooge!!!!
It really has sementimental value to me.

by TheNoodler January 14, 2008

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

Semesterer

A college student, usually with a major in philosophy or psychology, who attempts to argue with people citing information from the one semester of college they have taken.

A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."

Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.

Guy 2: What's your major?

Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.

Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.

by jboneh February 19, 2010

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012