post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

Remose

To remember a good time in life. Made popular by the philanthropist Seaside.

We went to the high school reunion to remose about seaside and his sexy ways.

by vincentharris October 21, 2007

remon

the act of squeezing a lemon into a mans buthole

i did the remon last night

by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015

remotate

Synonym for remote

Hey, pass the remotate. This show sucks!

by Bungalow Bill November 1, 2001

removie

an almost scene-by-scene remake of a movie that originated in another country, with the intent of appealing to a domestic audience

The American film "Quarantine" was a removie of the Spanish horror film "REC".

by ioshva February 10, 2012

Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.

text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^

by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009

Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 7, 2016