You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
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get throat fucked
by little miss emo faggot March 30, 2015
When you put on your best hipster clothes, handcuff her to a boat, fuck her like a train, and make it rain all over her face, while shouting "SACAJAWEA!".
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