suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019

rail

Cheap liquor, kept close at hand near the bar rail

I can't afford a Jack&Coke, so you'd better make it rail.

by dan September 28, 2004

Hammer-rail

To do a line of cocaine off another's penis

I was really drunk last night, and some dude pulled out his dick and put some good drugs on it and told me to start sniffing...I asked if there was a name for this unique way to do drugs and was told it's a "HAMMER-RAIL BITCH"

by newly addicted hammer-railer August 2, 2009

tip rail

The area immediately surrounding the dancing area at a strip club. Customers place tips, usually in singles, on the rail for the dancers whom then come over and give them a show. The length and qulaity of the show is relative to the amount of the tip to other patrons tips.
AKA hoe row or the sniff rail (you are usually close enough to smell their snatch).

I got a stack of singles before hitting up the tip rail.

by Tip Rail Dale June 25, 2006

National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

by Gracie... April 20, 2021

Ginger Rail

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a souless ginger, one that has red hair, pale skin and freckles. He must pork her out so hard to where the freckles are left on the pillow.
If she doesnt have one of the 3 parameters of a ginger, then it is not a legitimate ginger railing. the man must enjoy and real ginger ale after engaging in the pork-fest

hey dirka, I just ginger railed the hell out of katelyn. She took my soul.

by Dirka John January 10, 2011

Republican Rainstorm

When a man takes out his tiny shriveled penis an trickles down on his poor girl/boy friend and then giggles maniacally about crackpot economic theory while beating The Republican Centipede to make it circle faster and faster.

Ann Coulter pulled a Republican Rainstorm on the Fox and Friends Centipede last night.

by Franklin Delano Roosevolution April 27, 2011