raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

........................

Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"

by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021

raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.

Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021

Racocracy

Only a hick would know.

I racocracy in a boat.

by Hay Bub June 9, 2021