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The Puppet

When you stick your hand up and asshole or vagina and go shoulder deep.
That slut made me give her The Puppet, my hand was so far inside her.
by Agro294 April 10, 2015
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Skin Puppet

1.Adult who does spoils young people in exchange for sexual gratification. (Most oFten 30+ year old males into Underaged, smooth skinned, and slender Gay Boys.)
2. Goofy Sugar Daddy
3. Person who craves and pursues pubescent tail.
4. Fuzz fetcher
5. Cradle robber
upon arrival to a party. "Wheres your inseparable pal Johnny without you tonight?" The host asks.
"Oh, he ditched me to make some scratch doing a trick for some skin puppet, but I'll drink his share." Guest replies.
by Nuck-Shot May 28, 2011
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asian puppet

The act of sticking your dick inside an asian womens eye and then yelling out "oh you dirty whore" and then move here body with your dick still in her eye
Dude I totally got an asian whore to try the asian puppet
by Atr January 26, 2014
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cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011
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Little Nut-Puppet

A younger, usually an ugly or over-weight girl, that lets a particular group of older guys blow their loads nut in her just so she could hang around with them.
The only reason I let her hang out with me is because she lets me and all the other guys use her as our "Little Nut-Puppet", which beats jerking-off!
by DinoD December 7, 2012
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sock-puppet

1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n

4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v

6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
by joethemick October 7, 2012
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Ass Puppet

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.
a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."
by Guy On Internet May 21, 2008
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