puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

by gogo87 March 6, 2012

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

pukie

The act of taking a selfie whilst puking
Originated from the thrash-punk band the Vampirates

I took a pukie and sent it to your mom last night.

by MadameMort May 20, 2015

Rainbow Puke

The emission of all the colors in the spectrum . Resulting in a colorful mess of awesomeness.

Jeff: "Dropped paints and they splattered everywhere"
Randy: "Looks like some kick-ass rainbow puke"

by Shoquinda December 29, 2009

pukimak

to express wonderment at an abnormal situation.

"Pukimak! I thought these stairs only went down, not up!"

by M Ishak May 26, 2003

puke

place on the center of a girl's legs
also known as vagina or pussy

wow laki nang puke mo =)

by Eron September 15, 2004