A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
Get the Wine Keymug. Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
Get the The Key Goblinmug. by FranekGMD March 13, 2017
Get the hit to keymug. the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!
But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!
But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
Get the sticky keysmug. The most exquisite creations of plastic ever dezigned, forged in the factories of Tomy Company, Ltd. They can open any door that is unlocked, are really fun to throw at people, and make a great pencilbox accessory.
by abd123 April 17, 2015
Get the Desi-Keysmug. The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012
Get the Kei Gongmug. by Olivetreedefinitions December 10, 2016
Get the Olivia Keysmug.