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Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle 

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
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Conni and Nick 

the cutest couple ever :) nick and conni balance each other out and always do romantic things together! She always makes him laugh and he does the same in return. A match made in heaven✨
Person 1: damn, did you see Conni and Nick today?

Person 2: yeah omg they’re so cute together!
Person 3: I know, I’m so jealous

nick fury 

Agent of S.H.E.I.L.D
Nick fury is pretty badass, and has an eyepatch.
nick fury by R.S.S Zhivago May 26, 2008

nick cave 

Australian musician, author and actor who was the frontman of Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, an awesome band whose music was different yet fantastic.
Creator of such classic songs as 'Nature Boy', 'Do You Love Me', 'Where Wild Roses Grow'. He has unmistakable talent.
nick cave by BadLieutenant November 2, 2004
smart, classy, funny, weird, diva.
the best of women
that chick is a nicci.
nicci by gorgon August 29, 2003

Nick Valensi 

An extremely thin gentle man that hails from the world known band The Strokes. The Nick enjoys long walks on the beach, super-tight pants that don't quite mean the top of his socks, and playing guitar.
Nick was unphased by the earthquake and continued to play his guitar.
Nick Valensi by Jade October 14, 2003
A term for something which is nice while cold at the same time. Often referring to a food or drink.
Pronounced nice-icle (as in icicle).
Person: This soda is niceicle.
Niceicle by PoetryRaven August 26, 2009