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Build The Nest

When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.

Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.
by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025
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Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.
That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.
by Reimancts August 11, 2018
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the cuckoo's nest

the cuckoo's nest beats all other conspiracy nest hands down.
by KiLLuMiNaTi January 1, 2013
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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023
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Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest
Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld
by EmJayee March 11, 2020
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Wasp nest

When you see colored people wearing gold chains crowding around fried chicken and or grape koolaid and or a basketball.
You see those negros swarming around that black people shit?

Back in my day, we would call that a wasp nest.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend September 18, 2023
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finch nest

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."
by Sippy B September 25, 2009
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