Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

mule breath

Breath that smelt like he suck farts out of dead mules

Cop the breath on that twat has he been sucking farts out of dead mules

by Harry September 25, 2004

shimmy up the mule

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.

Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

mulenut

To describe someone of extreme ugliness.

Oh christ, look at that mulenut. I think I'm going to be sick!

by Clunj April 13, 2012

double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 5, 2005

mulked up

v.
1. To get drunk beyond belief, and then act a fool.
n.
2. Incoherent

Tonight I’m gonna get mulked up.

by Nova Man July 29, 2006