Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011

monke drip drip

being drippy like the mighty monke

- man1= you gots the monke drip drip boiiii
- man2= thanks g

by monke drip boi January 18, 2022

Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

monk

To monk is to mince along to the same boozer week after week and frown on ales of >4% ABV. Monk's are also endowed with unfeasibly sensitive probosci, which they use to detect trace odours of sweat from woods.

"Bring me those woods I need to recalibrate my Monk"

by djing June 14, 2006

Funky Monke Friday

yeah its friday and its funky with the monkes les go

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by The_HMan May 28, 2021

follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

by Brown Bread October 21, 2020

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011