simon moir

Guy that is under 4 foot 9

Oh that guy is a Simon moir

by SimonMoirAFag June 5, 2018

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

people of moist

OHHH THE GREAT PEOOLE OF MOISSTURE
Ohhhhhh moist in the dank basement
Ohhhh how you are so moist
Ohhh now only the moist can survive this life
Ohhhhhhh moisture
Ohhh moisture
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defined as- people of moist a very yummy and moist group with alexandra whan, zachary nearchou ,onya byer
never leave there group they will make moist memes about you

wow dude have you seen the people of moist they are kill 'in it bro

by theobomb November 10, 2017

get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

moist

wet, name, cataphone, closes doors on people during rushh, acts stupid but very very smart, can be used as a name or call. Also Plz Approve, I need money.

Person A:Hi
Person B:MOIST

by SkyHawkGuy November 5, 2019

moider

N. Wales general street / housing estate catch-all term meaning, variously, to 'talk nonsense'; 'to corner someone and batter their head with words'; to rap}

"It was hell of a shady last night, I copped a hell of a moidering off that girl I shagged last Saturday"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005