Mastulate

1) The act chopping wood in Minecraft.

2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.

3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.

4) The act of getting cum everywhere.

(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."

(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."

(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."

(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"

by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Masturbatee'

Passive-aggressive self pleasuring like waiting patiently for a climax like whipping your erect tool out in a wind farm or letting a stream of water get your penis to emit some baby yoghurt.

Hey Kris, jerk off or be a masturbatee' all your life.

by CatVader May 11, 2015

Madturbate

when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate

Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.

by satansmiles July 1, 2016

Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

by Saucyz May 2, 2018

Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

masturbated

the feeling of hatred towards god

MAN I DIDNT MASTURBATED TO YOUR DOG

by deezgonnasuicide November 10, 2021