Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.

I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

masturbation

If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!

by belgyilkos January 11, 2008

Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.

I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.

by JelloBello March 30, 2009

spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008