Head Cheese

Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.

1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!

2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007

Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007

Vagatightus

When a woman is a virgin, or her vagina is very tight.

Most lesbians have vagatightus, unlike porn stars or older women.

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007