epic log

Another saying for taking a big shit.

person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet

person2: yea,it was huge

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

the log train

The penis, when on bottom.

My wife came home to jump on and ride the log train!

by Titan49 January 3, 2018

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Da log

A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.

Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020