Landon Shaw 

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

Landon Shaw by Brxsr January 12, 2023

Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

Landon Boice by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Landon binnix 

A red head kid who sucks at golf and needs lessons. Also known as topper guild.

Man you really looked like Landon Binnix

Landon binnix by TKDG May 12, 2023

Landon Sosebee 

A feminine man who is sexually and emotionally attracted to women who cheat on him.

Bro, his girlfriend cheated on him with her ex, and he still took her back. Guy acts just like Landon Sosebee.

Landon Sosebee by Deshaun Simpson August 15, 2023

Landon stephens 

A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life

“Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens”

“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”

Landon stephens by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023

landon donovan 

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

landon donovan by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

landon donovan 

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

landon donovan by Robert Glory June 25, 2006