T.L.D

Tender love and dick!!! A long, hard muscle, that relieves day to day stress. But be careful not to hit yourself upside the head with it because it may cause a concussion! !

When I come home from a hard day of shopping, I need T.L.D to help me relax and unwind.

by Janae'Dior August 13, 2017

LDS

found in city heights; SS13 undergang, composed mainly of sorenos; part of Mexican mafia

My homeboy moved out from city heights and is the only LDS soreno in San Diego

by "S" moke "T" hat "D" rink November 29, 2007

LDTS

Let's dance til sunrise!

Mollie: "I'm so sad, I need cheering up! What can we do?"

Sarah: "LDTS!"

Mollie: "What?"

Sarah: "Lets dance til sunrise"

Mollie: "Okay! Let's do it!"

by ldts September 6, 2012

ldw

LDW is a sorta wizards way of defining,describing,detailing and demonstrating a very strange phenomona.having extensivly researched these 3 yellow letters that mean so much to me (and some others?)i am left feeling frustrated and empty at my lack of luck in reaching the true roots of the galaxy of origin from wence it "came"

i no of only one true thoroughbred example known to the world leaders and politicians.the best way to describe LDW is to start at the top and work gently and cautiously down making sure both east and west outer regions are observed fully.standing a mere 5 feet tall and revealing a girth similar to that of an elephants swollen member you can only find this beast where ghosts and buttons are present.search hard my fellow dubya hunters for he that seeks shall find and the rewards will be so,so special.

by conger eel October 22, 2004

LDE

Longest Day Ever

Scenario: Instant Message at work.

User1: Dude, LDE.

User 2: Totally.

by beeerube April 15, 2009

ldg

For a further definition, please contact the following personel: Greg, Britt or Greg.

Pardon me, it seems as though you have LDG hanging from your chin, oh, and a little on your ear, and you might want to check your hair.

by Karno O'Bano April 28, 2005

LDUB

A common STD that infects parts of south florida.

symptoms include excessive emoness, bitching, and lack of life.

1. omg. my boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with me. let's trash their life and cry about being so horrible.

2. YEAH LDUB BITCHES.

by Imagua Temalan November 22, 2006