keycifiction

Keycifiction is the act of crucifying someone with basic house key

There’s a keycifiction outside

by nightshade the nightwing12 March 7, 2025

Kelmization

The spread and globalization of the slang term “Kelm” meaning someone named Kevin O’keefe who is a stoner.

Bro, Kelmization is occurring all over the globe. KELM IS GREENING OUT!!!!

by peanutbutterlover October 19, 2025

uncle kemilio

FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!!


candy ketchup

uncle kemilio: im a FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!

down with mexicans

by liambitchtits March 17, 2005

leap kermit

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010

Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021