Jimitis

MEDICAL CONDITION.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE; Laziness, uncleanliness, urge to steal, tendency to lie and cheat with bouts of drug use and munchies!
TREATMENT: Get a job, stop pretending and lay off the drugs!

That guy is so lazy and lies all the time. I think he has a bad case of Jimitis!

by angrysibling May 12, 2011

dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.

I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath

by Tim Martikainen December 14, 2008

Jimi Thing

1) Slang term for Condom

2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB

"Her gur, put that Jimi thing on me so we don't make babies"

"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"

"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"

by PH.d at dis shit April 30, 2009

Jimi Hendrix

An overrated guitarist that would get absolutely destroyed by a lot of today's guitarists.

Also comparing him to Stevie Ray Vaughan is like comparing platinum to crap, Stevie being the platinum and Jimi being the crap of course.
Jimi Hendrix did not do anything special with his guitar, people only thing he did special things because he played with his teeth and lit his guitar on fire.
It's such a pity that so many people are so ignorant to think that he's the "Greatest".

Me: Stevie Ray Vaughan was the greatest guitarist ever.

Ignorant Fool: No Jimi Hendrix was.

Me: Really? Is that why Stevie Ray Vaughan did Jimi Hendrix covers that are way better than the originals plus his own original songs that are also better.

Ignorant Fool: Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jimi Lit his guitar on fire.

Me: You're a flippen idiot.

Ignorant Fool: No you.

by TheskycrysasheS April 4, 2009

jimiing the brooks

1:to touch ones self in an unholy or unclean manor
2:to rape a goat or other four legged, horned animal of equal or similar size to an adolescent human

I walked in on my son last night and he was jimiing the brooks on the kitchen table

by chad dover January 13, 2008

Jimi Hendrix

1. One of the greatest guitarists to walk on the face of the earth.

2. The act of dying of choking on one's vomit.

"Jimi Hendrix was on of the greatest, if not the greatest, guitarist of all time".

or

"Man, it really sucked that Lizzie Jimi Hendrixed last night".

by A Doughnut July 23, 2014

jaimit

a nigga with a rocket launcher down the street

i murdered jaimit like the bhen chod he is

by faggot on the street March 9, 2020