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jennifer and shanell

2 crazy niggayehss who are madly in love with eachother and no one can come between.. most people wish to have a friendship like jennifer and shanell. Jennifer and shanell are so close that a new word for friend ship is "jennifer and shanell"
person: wow i wish i had a jennifer and shanell
by trigga wigga May 8, 2011
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Jennifer

Jennifer is not who you think she is. She is actually a wild one! She's not afraid of handing in assignments 4 months late or constantly questioning her science teacher to prove that she can teach the course better. She is very reasonable, logical, and won't take any b.s. She's very intelligent, but not when it comes to the environment. You'll always catch her with a plastic Naya bottle!
"This doesn't make any sense", said Jennifer.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
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Jennifer brown

Jennifer brown is a back stabbing, rat looking bitch, she will act like your best friend and then try turn all your friends against you, nobody likes her, she stuffs her bra with socks and she has no arse, she is flatter than a pancake, she posts the sluttiest pictures when there’s nothing even there, she is a slut and the biggest hoe, lads with only text her asking for shag, because she is the easiest thing they will get, she is ugly and off putting, she is very fake, will turn against you, she is bad at fighting, she can’t handle a slap, she is clumsy as fuck, she has no common sense, she needs extra time for tests because she is such retard, she is known as the freak of the school, she embarrasses herself on tiktok and she thinks she’s funny, she has no respect, she is the devil reincarnated, she will slag you off but be too scared to say it to your face, she is downright stupid and pathetic, everybody laughs at her when she thinks they are laughing with her, she doesn’t shave her fanny and she has a mole on her arse, disgusting, not worth bothering with and she doesn’t care about you, she uses you for money and she has no friends, she gets secretly bullied, she is unpopular and she is extremely unattractive, she has brown hair and brown eyes , if you see a Jennifer brown block her straight away , wish I did now.
Guy: A Jennifer brown just added me on snapchat

Girl: omg block her straight away nobody likes her, she is the worst person to live on the planet, I wouldn’t waste your time with her
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Jennifer

Did you see Jennifer last night?
Yep shat right in my mouth
by Yeetusthatdirtyfetus August 21, 2020
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Jennifer Lawrence

No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.
Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.
by JenniferLawver October 2, 2013
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jennifer lawrencing

jennifer lawrencing means performing one's duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else.
-Nicole Petallides flashes her body on the air, on Fox News. What else does she do?

-Nothing, dude, she's Jennifer Lawrencing it. Pussy; and nothing.
by addeps3 October 26, 2014
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jennifer

Jennifer is a type of snake, they love to suck the life out of people. They are rude and nasty. They like to look and appear nice on the outside but on the inside they are judging everything about you. Do not trust them they are mean, a true mean girl.
"Omg there is a Jennifer on the floor!!"
by mebee November 25, 2017
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