jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 7, 2003

Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

jackass ripoffery

The act of doing Jackass-style stunts, because you can't think of anything new to do and want to make it big, you dipshit.

"Hey! Look at this internet site! It has cool stunt videos!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"

by Peter Coffin February 28, 2004

jackadetent

a person who jacks off in the detention room at school.

Billy waited in the detention room until everyone was gone and began to jackadetent.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Jackassery

1. n. A place where there are Jackasses (the animal) or people who act like jackasses.

2. adj. Statements made by a jackass ,or person, which are untrue, and which the true facts are already known by the listeners.

3. v. The consistent act of being a jackass.

1. That party is full of jackasses, it's going to turn into a jackassery.

2. Hey, Will just try to tell me Beautiful is spelled with a V, what a jackassery.

3. Becky always does some stupid jackassery everytime she gets drunk!

by El_Hombre September 18, 2008

Jackal

a girl that is an ugly whore

Ahhh its a JACKAL!

by weewomp November 3, 2010

Jackamo

Jackamo is that stupid battle card game that children play.

"Psychodrive, you imbecile! These are Jackamo cards!"
"What-amo?"
"JACKAMO! It's that... Stupid battle card game that children play..."

by ElMoss August 24, 2009