Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
Get the Hoop Drawermug. To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer
by Take 5 February 20, 2025
Get the hoop a beermug. Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.
by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025
Get the hammett hoopmug. To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping
by backflip joe April 30, 2006
Get the Squatin on the hoopmug. by Xavier weaver boimbo May 10, 2022
Get the Fade or Hoopmug. by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020
Get the Dunk On The Hoopsmug. 