Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

hoop a beer

To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer

Bet ya he hoops a beer too
Do ya wanna hoop a beer?
His probably hooping a beer

by Take 5 February 20, 2025

hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops

Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.

by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025

Squatin on the hoop

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping

Whoa Georgie, whenn you were Squatin on the hoop you left a pungeunt stench

by backflip joe April 30, 2006

Fade or Hoop

Fighting or shooting guns

"I told that nigga we can fade or hoop its wat eva"

by Xavier weaver boimbo May 10, 2022

Hoop

A fucking dumbass

Did you see that hoop he a dumbass

by Litratpsck September 12, 2017

Dunk On The Hoops

When you ejaculate through a woman's hoop earring and goes through.

We was fucking and this bitch had big ass earrings so you already know I had to dunk on the hoops.

by Pb_n_John November 1, 2020