footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

Heppe

(1) Verb. To do something that is totally without meaning
(2) Slang for the slang word cunt or pussy
(3) Someone who is paranoid

(1) Wow, that movie was totally heppe.
(2) Our english teacher is a total heppe
(3) He was so fucking afraid, I think he's a little heppe.

by Ainstain Elbert November 5, 2003

shit can happen

A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off

-you will get shot if your not careful

shit can happen. shit being gun play.

if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen

by Fishyscrubz March 27, 2009

hipper

noun, a pager worn on your hip to recieve text and numeric pages.

I'll be out dog, if yau want to talk just hit me on my hipper.

by cheecher September 3, 2005

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl

Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen

by just a random british girl October 13, 2016