Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

Harford

Violent human being; animal like

Only Harford. Thats something that Harford would do. Thats like Harford.

by Chuck M July 12, 2003

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006

harbor

To have. Usually refers to a male's genitalia.

"I hear Josh is harboring a 12-incher"

by Beardedkeer August 21, 2011

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005

pearl harbour

When you jerk off and come in your belly button.

Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.

by epsilonepsilonepsilon July 9, 2012

Hagtown

derogatory nick name for Hagerstown, Maryland, that fittingly describes its large population of obese, uneducated, unwed mothers.

"Have you met a girl in Hagtown yet?"
"None that I want to talk about."

by wheredgirlsat April 7, 2009