han

hoe ass niggea

matthew and kyler are such han's

by carol bono May 30, 2017

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Hans Emil

A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station

So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow

by oralemybrathe September 18, 2017

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Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

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She is weird BUT kind and energetic. She will kill you if you yell back at her. She is a VERY smart person and is usually Asian. Han is very shy and has barely any friends. inside she will have a kind overprotective heart and will care about you if you care about her. If you have one in your life MAKE SURE you hit her.

OMG, it's HAN!
SHe's so quiet!
Has she ever spoken in school?

by kpopcoolkid12345 March 11, 2022

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Han Pham

Common street slang for a perfect girl. Mostly used around Dracut, Lowell, Chelmsford Massachusetts.
Seems intimidating at first, but will eventually be your favorite person. In the world.
Usually are very short and know how to dress.
Pretty eyes, pretty face, and unforgettable smile.
Knows how to make any boy smile.
Great therapists and will listen to you.
Bad at drawing.
Great hugs.
Low IQ.
But will make you fall in love every single time.

"Yo that girl hella bad!"
"For real!"
"She's definitely a Han Pham!"
"Damn right she is"

by jermaineisswag December 2, 2021

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