hangle burg

A hamburger sandwich-- usually with ketchup and mustard.

Aaron: "Ma, what's for dinner."
MA: "I'm makin hangle burgs."

by ghost towne December 4, 2018

farmers handkerchief

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.

I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

wet cowboy handkerchief

A sex act named after a life hack cowboys used in the Old West. Cowboys would moisten their handkerchiefs with water, and then tie them around their necks. The moisture would evaporate in the arid clmate, leaving the cowboys cool as a cucumber. The sex act involves one partner urinating on the other, and then cleaning up the mess with a Kleenex. The giving partner then cleans up the mess, plugging the recieving partner's anus with the Kleenex. The Kleenex is left there for "x" amount of days, until the giving partner believes he or she is ready. The giver then removes the Kleenex, leaving the recieving partner's anus a fermented, ammonia-like smell and flavor.

My girl and I were all excited to try the wet cowboy handkerchief, only she kept farted out every piss tissue I shoved up her ass.

by salty cracker June 21, 2017

Hadley

Hadley's are very wise people. They have a very strong opinions and no one can change them. Hadley may be a little awkward, but she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet. Loyalty and honesty are extremely important to her. Once you break her trust you most likely won't gain it back. She is very smart and has a large amount of common sense. She is beautiful, but she has no idea. She loves to laugh and live in the moment. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a realist and tries to look at the bright side. She is extremely independent and doesn't care what others think of her. She has a unique sense of style and she rocks it. Most people are jealous of her features. People tend to gravitate toward her mysterious ora. Everyone needs a Hadley in their life because they are amazing.

Hey, have you met the new girl, Hadley?

by Smad.deli November 26, 2019

plow handles

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.

Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.

by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018