Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

hadison

A sexy beast that will 'fuck' you up. Also loves Jesus

Hadison looks so good in that dress.

by Ladybonersforlashton September 3, 2015

Hamdi

Person of hamdi descent of mustaches and sort mainly in middle east and over there where they eat goat

FUNNY ASS PHRASE

1.haumdiiiiiiiiiVILLalwaysssloveyouuu

2 "Ahmed is one fast hamdi" " No Yasin IS ONE OF THE FASTEST HAMDI'S ON THE TEAM."

by UNICORNS699 October 2, 2012

hadi

a connotation that means homosexual.

Man that was pretty hadi.

by longballin24 April 15, 2010

Hadiya

H.A.D.I.Y.A

Had a dick in your ass

She hadiya

by Hamdiya August 18, 2017

handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

by Maynard5 May 19, 2006