goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017

Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

Goober

A prime wet wipe specimen of a person

Jack Diggle is a goober

by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019

Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.

person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by goob01 March 22, 2019

gooberville

a more playful synonym for goofytown

alex are your eyes green?

no they’re blue

are you from gooberville i see green

by Jmurray529 April 8, 2019

Goober

The space between a man’s penis and anus, sometimes covered with hair and is soft

Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”

by Themanofsupremeknowledge69 May 4, 2020