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Dirt ma Girt

used to describe something that is really trampy or dirty
Tom: "I had 18 tommy tanks in sum1 elses yard"

Paddy: "Urgh Tom that's dirt ma girt that is, standard!"
by Steve May 13, 2005
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Girty

A girty is someone who would never leave an offer when they can suck on a dick covered in curry and the same water they use to piss and shit as shower.
Girty's do love dat curry on da cock and ball
by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020
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Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.
"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.
by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017
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Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth
Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.
by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015
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Garth Ball

A new extreme sport.

Garth Ball Invented by a group of students at the Bangor University, the game is played indoors in a maze like structure, this can be created by a maze it self or any large building but is normally played in the university halls. One player is nominated as the RUNNER the RUNNER wears a vest with one Velcro target on the chest one on the back, a helmet with targets either side and ski goggles are optional. The other players, known as the CHASERS are each given a miniature tennis ball to throw at the RUNNER if a ball makes contact and sticks the game is over. The person who lasts longest as the RUNNER is the over-all winner but MVP can be awarded to the best thrower. The RUNNER is given a 1 minute head start and may not physically attack CHASERS or remove stuck balls. However few other rules have been created.
by Danger Kid Dave March 1, 2011
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narfel the garthob

slang for real good felatio; derived from the scene in the Coneheads movie when Beldar was taken back to his home planet and was sentenced to narfel the garthob (fight a huge,ugly monster to the death).
Aurora Snow can narfel the SHIT out of a garthob!!!!
by C4 December 22, 2003
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girthier

Girthier it's like a fat chick but your penis
Man did you see shelly the other day.
Yeah I showed how girthier I was than Jerry.
Man did you turn left and kill the bitch.
Yep
by Suits beards and a panda September 7, 2015
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