artsy fartsy

An extremely stupid and dorky way to say that someone is artistic.

Hi, I make birdhouses! I'm artsy fartsy!

by Jordija April 1, 2004

fartsydoodle

a tiny, little fart that can often be described as a "toot"

Due to Ben's Chron's disease, when he farts, its usually not a fartsydoodle.

by John from UA April 20, 2008

Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008

fireshart

–noun

a flatus expelled through the anus with a fiery afterburn, typically due to ingestion of hot foods or sauces 24-48 hours prior.

I just had the biggest fireshart - not only did it burn as it came out of my butt, I thought it blew a whole in my pants!

by jeepman221 July 22, 2011

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

fiatsplain

A portmanteau of the words “fiat” and “explain”, where a fiat proponent (typically a nocoiner) explains economic principles to Bitcoiners in a condescending way, without regard to the Bitcoiner being more experienced with the subject in the first place.

The worst thing about finance twitter is how they keep trying to fiatsplain Keynesian Economics to us. Sometimes I wonder if nocoiners understand that the modern economy was designed to systemically oppress consumers.

by isomoto January 1, 2018

smelling farts

A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.

Did you see that lady look at us? She's smelling farts.

by aimlesie January 20, 2006