seinfeld fight

1)Like the episodes of Seinfeld this fight is about nothing.

2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.

"I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend last night."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."

by jsgbklyn June 17, 2009

poke fight

When you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on Facebook. It's very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just CANT BE LAST.

This is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all over again. Stupid poke fights....

by jonahferrolovesdudes October 5, 2009

Fish fighter

One who sticks numerous fish sticks in there anus, and then competes in athletic events.

Adriana has to be a pro fish fighter bro, she just shoved 15 fish sticks up there and beat the pope in a 5k run.

by packthecrack September 2, 2011

cuss fight

Some dead 'fight' where some little wastemen start taking turns to insult each other.

Those little wastemen Jim and Tim had a cuss fight at lunch.

by Khlment October 30, 2013

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.

Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

red cat fight

A red cat fight is when two chicks, who are on the same menstruation cycle, fling period blood at each other to resolve a feminine dispute.

Dave: "Dude whats that smell? It smells like an abortion in here" Geofrey: "Bro, I know! I think my two room mates just had a red cat fight cause there's blood everywhere.

by Dildo Backpacker April 12, 2011