1. If you do not succeed at a goal that you were going for
2. If you get a low test score
3. If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal grease sucking buttfucking shit raping douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget, then you can use this to describe your friends if they do something that they weren't even trying to succeed at
4. A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail" here.
2. If you get a low test score
3. If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal grease sucking buttfucking shit raping douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget, then you can use this to describe your friends if they do something that they weren't even trying to succeed at
4. A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail" here.
1. I failed at getting the job that I wanted.
2. I failed on the test today.
3. Kid accidentally trips
Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail!
4. Kid calls you an inside-out asshole licker
Inside-out asshole licker: You Fail!
* Please if you really want to be a good friend tell your retarded shit-eating friends to stop saying fail, seriously nearly every one of my friends say this and I hate calling them shit fuckers, but I have to so someday they will get some sense and look back at their retardedness and say "Why did I use to say fail, God I was a regurgitating asshole"
2. I failed on the test today.
3. Kid accidentally trips
Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail!
4. Kid calls you an inside-out asshole licker
Inside-out asshole licker: You Fail!
* Please if you really want to be a good friend tell your retarded shit-eating friends to stop saying fail, seriously nearly every one of my friends say this and I hate calling them shit fuckers, but I have to so someday they will get some sense and look back at their retardedness and say "Why did I use to say fail, God I was a regurgitating asshole"
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by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009
Get the fail sauce mug.when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
by Poshua February 2, 2010
Get the fail train mug.A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
by Richybuoy April 6, 2009
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guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009
Get the fail phone mug.1: To not achieve one's goals.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test.
3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as 4chan, but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say.
It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as existentialism.
1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed.
2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.
3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
YOU FAIL."
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."
2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed.
3: "You've never seen Donnie Darko? YOU FAIL."
"You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL."
"You think My Chemical Romance sucks the fucking sack?
YOU FAIL."
"My mom made me clean my room? FAIL."
"Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND
MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."
by LicensesToStone December 18, 2007
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