Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

by juicypirate June 20, 2009

Facemo

Facemo. The art of habitually spewing gloom and doom about one’s life via status update. Like emo, this is reserved for people who seemingly have never posted something nice, funny, or ironic.

“Look, I too am borderline ready for a mental institution, but you don’t see me getting all facemo.” “Really, would it kill you to post something like the video of two monkey’s bonking on the hood of a car?”

by Chubosco October 20, 2009

Facemonger

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.

Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"

by rexus7 October 28, 2010

facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day

Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011

Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

by nomis33 July 20, 2011

freeman masons

A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.

"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1

"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2

"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.

by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013

facemute

To touch your phone with your face muting yourself from the conversation, possibly making you a better listener or giving you endless amounts of torture.

Sorry man, I was on facemute this whole time, I'm right here!

by Irisi13 October 12, 2015