floor ganja

Marijuana obtained from the floor, not more than a week old. "floor ganja searches" may be executed, during which one or more persons search the floor and surrounding areas for buddage.

"Hey man, you scored some PHAT floor ganja!"

by dos stoned gatos November 28, 2005

laugh at the floor

To vomit loudly and/or violently.

Tom got so sick that we heard him laugh at the floor in the other room.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

Floor Show

This is the goings on of the late night experience at Denny's, Norm's, Harbor House Cafe and any other 24 hour restaurant, this is where the drunks and crazies come to kill time while waiting for their buzz to wear off.

Lets go to Harbor House Cafe because their floor show is better than Denny's

by Spandy September 26, 2005

11th Floor

Look up eleventh floor instead of 11th. 11th floor is close to the Penthouse keep leveling up!

11th by Nina Macc, Some can't make it to the front door. 11th floor is a Sexy odd number just like 69.

by Dimples MamA Kitty MOMRiDaZ May 4, 2020

floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

Floor Dump

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

by trump_ice October 11, 2008