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vagina fingers

The nickname given to a girl who is open about her masturbation habits or used to joke about the fact she masturbates when she touches something of yours.
"Amy get your vagina fingers off my phone"
by addisonand5sos April 5, 2017
mugGet the vagina fingersmug.

smutter fingers

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman
Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.
by cspazz January 28, 2015
mugGet the smutter fingersmug.

Carbon Fingers

A person with hands that can stand high levels of heat.
Dang! My Mom has some awesome carbon fingers!
by the master of everything December 27, 2007
mugGet the Carbon Fingersmug.

yogurt fingers

That Dez Bryant has some yogurt fingers, eh?
by Hotdog Fingas October 11, 2017
mugGet the yogurt fingersmug.

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
mugGet the Finger Turtlemug.

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.
by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007
mugGet the finger-bobmug.

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.
That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.
by Radacabulary August 21, 2017
mugGet the Finger Shortsmug.

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