by Bacon pizza pi June 1, 2016
Get the Fap Wagon mug.Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
by IAmDillChicken June 14, 2016
Get the Fap and tap mug.The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.
by Tman2217 September 2, 2016
Get the Fap Money mug.A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.
"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"
by that one kid nobody knowS May 20, 2017
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Get the fap pad mug.A classic fap'n'nap combo is usually combined in men ages 20-40 before they take their afternoon nap.
Man one: Hello is anyone in this thread?
Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap
Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!
Man Two: LOLZ TRU!
Man two: I am the only one here, But im off for an ol' favorite... The Fap'n'nap
Man one: Better make that the power fap'n'nap!
Man Two: LOLZ TRU!
by Ninja7o0 March 11, 2009
Get the Fap'n'nap mug.- George, I'm really tired... I'm going home to take a nap.
- Yeah right... You mean a fap nap! I know you too well, you sick freak...
- Yeah right... You mean a fap nap! I know you too well, you sick freak...
by MuriPapi April 29, 2015
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