faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

fafu

a fat half-chinese half-terrorist loser with glasses and a hairy face
he supports aston villa and likes pissing off arsenal fans.

John: Fabregas sucks
Smith: stop being a fafu!!

by johnbuttcheek May 31, 2009

faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc July 29, 2008

Fafa

Cute French Mexican girl. Her skin tone resembles that of an almond coco butter appearance.

My girlfriend is a fafa! Ah!

I went down to tj last night and saw this fafa hit'n up the dance floor.

Note: A little Fafa is a "Fafita".

by riot_love May 8, 2007

Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by Jon April 24, 2005