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Doofus

Joe Biden is such a doofus that if he somehow wins the primary he'll screw up the general election.
by robinep April 28, 2019
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doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!
by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003
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Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.
Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).
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Doofus

1. A person who makes statements that aren’t true, in a conscious effort to deceive somebody in matters of love and relationship. A liar.
2. A person who hides certain aspects about themselves in order to deliberately create a false impression, which is often done to gain sympathy or compassion, as an inroad to love and relationship.
3. A person who cheats on his loved ones and relationships.
1. He's such a doofus! Larry will tell you anything to get into a relationship with you, even though he's a married man.
2. A right doofus that Larry is! He doesn’t wear his wedding ring, and tries to make it sound like his married life is unbearable without you.
3. That Larry is a doofus; you don't want to get into a relationship with him. Doofus is as doofus does!
by CriticalThanking December 30, 2008
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doofs

Doof means "DFS" which stands for Dragonfire Shield. If you did not understand it the first time you saw it, be ashamed.
Omgitsscotty: Buying doofs 17m in the GE! |I R Danni: Yo dude, what's a "doofs".. Please explain man I'm really confuzzled :S
by scott9_1 April 7, 2009
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Doofa

A service offered on the micro-jobbing website Doofa.co.uk
Each individual job is called a Doofa and is what a seller will "do for" either £5, £10, £20 or £50
Doofa is phonetic for "Do Fa", which is slang for "Do For".
What I will Doofa £10 is design you 5 logo's for your company
by acollins March 2, 2011
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doofloppy

a man's OUTternal organ. his best friend. princess sparkle. his PENIS.
Raja was playing with his doofloppy all night.
by NanduTang April 15, 2006
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