dattolo

The best last name ever invented

Dattolo is the best name ever invented

by Mdcreations November 26, 2021

Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.

She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

distopicratic

The belief in the suppression of any ideas or beliefs that go against a political parties agenda. It is also the prevailing party in a dystopian democracy.

Facebook has a distopicratic policy for inclusion. Russia has officially implemented a distopicratic form of government.

by Wood U March 22, 2022

ditjon

The type of person you can always talk to, who welcomes in every situation. Really cool guy, Very generous and caring, always ready to help. Always have a Ditjon with you, hide him in your pocket or put him in your bag-pack. :P
the best "teddy-bear" hugger you'll find. He may be an overthinker but he's very careful with the words he uses and he tries his best to be the best version of himself. -Be like Ditjon

1.- Ditjon, u amazing guy

2.- They call me Ditjon so if I see you I would hide my girl

by Cute-B March 24, 2022

Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

Ditour

When the dick is misguided, mid-intercourse, and briefly enters the unintended hole. This quick detour can leave the dick happy, but the recipient in discomfort.

“I ditoured into her butthole last night, she was pissed.”

by JoBangles619 June 15, 2022