ditjon

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Ditjon is a man that every woman dreams of having by her side.
are very smart and generous.
Love only once in a lifetime ...

Who has Ditjon on their side, hold on tight because you have a diamond.

Their strong feature is that they do not give up without achieving the goal in life.

Ditjon the best man in the world

ditjon by Loqiloqi November 22, 2021

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ditjon

The type of person you can always talk to, who welcomes in every situation. Really cool guy, Very generous and caring, always ready to help. Always have a Ditjon with you, hide him in your pocket or put him in your bag-pack. :P
the best "teddy-bear" hugger you'll find. He may be an overthinker but he's very careful with the words he uses and he tries his best to be the best version of himself. -Be like Ditjon

1.- Ditjon, u amazing guy

2.- They call me Ditjon so if I see you I would hide my girl

ditjon by Cute-B March 24, 2022

Related Words

ditjon • dijon • dijonay • detjon • Diijon • dijona • diajon • Dijjon • Dijonae • dijonaise

Dirty Dijon

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face

Dirty Dijon by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017

urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

joe-ditions

the act of pre-casting; assigning actors/actresses to roles in a production before the actual auditions occur.

He conducted joe-ditions for his favorite actors and actresses for the upcoming play.

Steve was joe-ditioned for the lead role in the play.

joe-ditions by Dr. KB June 24, 2008

dijonay

Can be very kind hearted but very moody

Nice to meet u dijonay

dijonay by Familylove! June 18, 2016

Dijon

The best guy you'll ever meet in your entire life. he's nice, he's sweet, caring, selfless, amazing, and just a great guy in general. definitely something to look forward to on a daily basis. he's a really attractive guy, and every girl wants him. if you have a Dijon, make sure you take care of him well, he's a keeper. Dijon has the best personality, and always accepts you for who you are. he has a good sense of humor, and style as well! girls, make sure you don't let this great offer pass by!

I wrote you a definition Dijon, just for the heck of it!

Dijon by yumyumballs January 11, 2015

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026