DEW

Directed Energy Weapon - AKA Cuban Syndrome or in medical field High Intensity Focused Ultra Sound (HIFU) - used in oil industry to inspect for cracks also - WMD used on citizens to get assets by hidden faction called Kangaroos because they hide stuff in their pockets when nobody is looking - & if you do look? - you get kicked with DEW - New Alternate "tax" Policy in America - pay up or get Alzheimer's with energy spectrum weapon - better have a spectrum analyzer handy

Those congressional junk yard dogs in justice department just dogdewed all over them - Kangaroo DogDEW on you if you don't buy

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

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Get the DEWmug.

do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 1, 2019

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Get the do the dewmug.

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

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