5 definitions by 911Mongo

Sealion cave

When a large and usually grotesque woman has a rather pungent odor expelling from their vagina, not unlike the mixture of fish sticks and feces; releases a huge stinky queef.

Guy: Dude at last call I took home that one chick, and she had a real sealion cave. I threw up after eating her out to the point of dry heaves.

by 911Mongo June 8, 2019

dirty ventriloquist

While banging your girl doggy style, then suddenly don't know what to do with your hands... so you slam as many fingers as possible with the attempt to get your whole hand inside her ass. Once accomplished, you try and mimic exactly every word she is yelling.

Last night I was dogging my girl, and she was reading her phone.. so I did the dirty ventriloquist to make her get involved.

by 911Mongo June 15, 2019

Klondyke Delight

2 women hold Popsicles in their mouths by the wooden handles, while in the 69 position and use them like dildos.

To ease the hot summer nights, my friends and I would do the Klondyke delight to sleep better.

by 911Mongo June 10, 2019

Dirty Cracatoa

While lying supine, a male is receiving head from his partner. The partner is on all fours and naked and she is straddled over one leg or the other. The male carefully positions his foot between her partners legs and begins to use their foot and toes to rub their genetailia. While the female starts to become more aroused and going faster, the male as he approaches climax slams his large toe into the females an is while grabbing her head and forcefully ejaculating into her throat as she is suprised by what is all going on... then explodes like a volcano.

(Guy1) Dude, brandy was giving me such sloppy head the other day I almost couldn't finish.
(Guy2) Almost? What did you do to finish?
(Guy1) I gave her the dirty cracatoa to get her into it! Now she won't suck me off unless I am standing.

by 911Mongo June 1, 2019

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 8, 2019