Deceptimexicon

Illegal immigrants that do not abide by the law of the land they immigrated into, or the land they immigrated out of.

Those dirty deceptimexicons are burning our flag in the street.

by Bill Worders January 23, 2026

Decatreissexual

(noun)A person who feels a specific attraction to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (commonly known as Lula), in addition to being attracted to 13 other categories of beings, objects, or concepts (men, women, hermaphrodites, animals, inanimate objects, animated characters, abstract ideas, natural phenomena, mythical creatures, machines, plants, and architectural structures.)

Etimology of "Decatreissexual":

The term combines elements from multiple linguistic roots to form its playful and fictional meaning:

- "Deca-": From the Greek word *déka* (δέκα), meaning "ten," representing the numerical element in the term.

- "Treize-": Derived from the French word *treize*, meaning "thirteen," a reference to the number 13, symbolically tied to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (popularly associated with the number 13 in Brazilian politics).

- "Sexual": From the Latin *sexus*, meaning "sex" or "gender," commonly used in English to denote attraction or orientation.

1. "As a decatreissexual, Alex has a deep appreciation for Lula’s speeches and finds beauty in everything from ancient statues to stormy weather."

2. "Being decatreissexual means Taylor doesn’t limit their attraction; they admire Lula and also feel drawn to conceptual art and robotic designs."

3. "Jamie came out as decatreissexual last year, explaining their attraction to Lula, sunsets, and even fictional characters from novels."

4. "Decatreissexual pride is about embracing your love for Lula and the infinite diversity of existence, whether it's plants, mythical beasts, or philosophical ideas."

5. "Pat joked about being decatreissexual after realizing their crush on Lula and their inexplicable fondness for vintage cars and storm clouds."

by LULALOVER December 28, 2024

Deceptacroch

When you see a beautiful women and expect her vagina to taste great and smell great but when you get down there it is foul.
Also when you see an unattractive women expecting her to be foul but she taists and smells divine.

That girl looks like a deceptacroch.

Or I bet you that chick is a deceptacroch.

by Gmennace March 12, 2025

Decapriotate

The act of breaking up with a someone because they reach a certain age. Leonardo Decaprio is infamous for his long run of only dating women under the age of 25.

Coined by @CautiousArachnidz on Reddit.com ("She’ll get Dicapriotated™).

"She might get decapriotated after her birthday - he only dates women under the age of 25"

"Cindy is a cougar that tends to decapriotate her partner at age 30"

by bluevelveeta March 20, 2025

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

that decatur education

someone who went to the decatur public "schools" who trys to act smart but fails epicly

bob: hey did you see the guy they hired on the first floor
steve: yeah, he sure does have that decatur education
bob: i bet he cant even tie his shoes

by satanicbuddha December 27, 2010