Dank Wank

Getting really high and then jacking off.

“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”

by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

dank

to steal something of low monetary value.

i danked that shit, yo.

by Morgana December 11, 2003

Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.

"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

by American Dankster July 19, 2012

Dank Humor

A subset of humor that defecates on society's morals and misfortunes.

The only things stopping me from suicide are the Teletubbies and dank humor.

by wanuki April 21, 2018

Dank frags

A term widely used in the online spaceships video game EVE Online.

A combination of the terms dank and frag

Refers to one which had/is having fun in a PvP combat situation.

Man, we dropped on that Revenant last night, dank frags.

by GarmurOP May 19, 2016

the dank korns

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.

Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.

by Sherman Conway Hennessey December 21, 2013

Dank Memefag

Someone who is basically in love with Dank memes. They're usually smelly nerds in the real world that pretty much take everything as a joke around them. Even "dark humor."

They're also known for being offended easily when someone insults their work. That's the only "joke" that they get pissed off at.

Nick: Hehehehe, check out this dank meme I made. Kek.

Mac: It's just a picture of Pepe on top of the Twin Towers while they're on fire. Not funny.

Nick: Kill yourself you fucking autistic nigger.

Mac: Dank Memefag much?

by John L.K July 28, 2017