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Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.
by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009
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Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
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Double Dolphin

Gay sex maneuver, where a circumcised penis is "swallowed" by the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
NOTE the circumcised penis does NOT enter the pee hole of the uncircumcised penis, merely shares the forskin with the uncirumcised penis.
by Twiggy G April 16, 2009
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Double Dipping

Term used for the sex act known as either ass to pussy, A2P, ATP or spetic vagina. This invloves the active partner swapping between fucking the ass of a woman to fucking the pussy of a woman multiple times during sex. The cock or object will not usually be washed making for a higher chance of infection.
"That bitch loved it last night when I tried some Double Dipping with her, she has probably got a shitty pussy now but I don't care."
by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006
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Double Dutch Ruter

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks
"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter
by pangopassa February 27, 2009
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Double Dock

A sexual act where both the vagina and cervix are penetrated.

In anal sex, this can also be when both the anus and the Houston valves are penetrated.

Also referred to as double dipping.

If you don't know what the Houston valves are and are too dumb to figure it out, please consult Google.
His dick was so long he was able to double dock his shawty.

You know you have a big dick if you can Double Dock.

His dick is so big, it's a double docker.
by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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snoop double dizzle

another way to say snoop doggy dog. a famous rapper
snoop double dizzle is he shizzle bizatch!
by bored_1 February 10, 2004
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