Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

dang crusty

1. A phrase you say to a person with discusting habits.

2. A prase you say to someone you don't like when you find out they have a weird intrest.

From "Dang" meaning Damn, and "Crusty" meaning someone gross

Mr. McYuck: "I like to eat week old leftovers off my girlfriends face when she sleeps"
Cool Person: "DAAAAAANG CRUSTY!! YOU HAVE ISSUES!"

by Raych and Bemis February 20, 2005

crusty ryan

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

crusty baldwin

when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.

man i gave sheila a crusty baldwin last night

by c baldwin June 20, 2007

crusty

someone who played one year of freshman basketball, then stopped playing and even though he sucked, his presence was missed; someone who throws sissy punches

Joe: you're a crusty butt-fuck
John: shut up *punch*

by the master of words August 30, 2008

Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!

YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!

by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007