crotch rocket

1) a sport bike.
2) a male erection.

1) I think i'm gonna save up my money and buy a crotch rocket next summer.
2) I can't stand up until i get rid of this crotch rocket.

crotch rocket by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007

crotch loader 

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

crotch loader by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007

crotch circle 

A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.

Dude, who was that crotch circle you picked up at the bar last night. And next time where a condom

crotch circle by Greg McGuire September 24, 2007

crotch hound 

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.

That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!

crotch hound by karenage November 19, 2007

crotch cough 

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

crotch cough by rasta21 August 8, 2008

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

Crotch Puppet by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

Crotch Sympathy

The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.

Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."

Crotch Sympathy by duodsg October 21, 2008