cooter magnet

n. a person that attracts greasy male auto mechanics.

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cooter monkey

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

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frost bite of the vagina

Amanda played in the snow naked and got cooter bite!

cooter bite by Steve Cruz November 12, 2006

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the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

cooter comb by matilder December 12, 2008

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The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

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1. "Look at that girl over there, I bet she's a cooter
smoker"

2. "Dude why are you being such a cooter smoker?"

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very painful result from a rope burn in the vaginal region. often followed by hitting a large knot in the rope.

see that mark? it's from my cooter catcher.

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