ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Contagion

A cool guy that plays video games.

Owns all the hardcore ladies.

But still keeps the one main honey.

That Contagion owns all the hardcore ladies while playing video games, but still keeps the one main honey.

by A Contagion September 26, 2004

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Coontail

Long hair on a male usually hispanic, may be styled in a pony tail. Hair so long that it looks as if it belongs to a girl.

Charly- lmao look at his fucking coontail dude.
Eli- omg i just wanna cut it and use it as extenions.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

coontah

You idiot

it's when you do everything said above AGAINST A PERSONS THROAT.

And you need to say the word as you to it.

Dude1: COONTAH! *coontah*
Dude2: Dudde1, you really need to stop that *rubs throat*
Dude1: hahaha

by MM July 28, 2004

Cooltabulous

One of the best ways to describe something completly and utterally cool.

Nicole is really just a cooltabulous person all around.

I wish to be as cooltabulous as that gal.

And Bob's your Uncle we have a new cooltabulous shirt on.

by kneecoalerz October 26, 2009